hello dosto. Bohot bohot mafi chahta hu ki mene itna lae post kiya. Kuch exams ke karan bg hogeya tha.
So guys ajj meh apko kuch funny conversation dikhaunga jo apko funny lagega. Matlab yeh wala ekk joke ki tarah he lena app koi serious nehi ha yeh. Dekho koi koi larka ha jo larki ka call ane se bolta kuch alag ha lekin cohta kuch alag. So ajj meh apko yehi dekhne wale hu ki.. kitna antar rehta ha..
so the conversation goes like this::
She gives missed call to him..
and he calls fer back
he: Hello
she: hello
he: {are yaar...raat ko 10 bajte nahi ki iski 2-2 second wali miss calls shuru..pata nehi ajj kya bore karegi}
hi...kya baat ha.. ?
she: kuch nehi..
bass ese hi phone kiya..
he: {aise hi ??? yeh kya radio station hai ki aise hee...!! Aur call kaha kiya?... khali missed call diya hai, roz ki tarah..}
oh..ok.. kya kar rahi thi ??
she: avi avi dinner khatam kiya..
tum kya kar rahe the ?
he: {ha mai ti jeyse lunch karke utha hu na}
Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua..
ab..."tum hi ho" sun raha hu fm par...
she: nice song..
(and then she hums a line from the song "hum tum")
he: {yaaar.... kyun bola gane ka naam... ab ye madonna sare raag gaa degi yaheen}
Hey!!!! tum itni accha gati ho .. mujhe pata he nehi tha...
she: hehehehehe
he: {ohhhhhhooooo.... kya hasti hai...
aisa lag raha hai koi gari start kar rahi ha}
hey ekk aur baar gao na please
she: yaha sab so rahe ha..
agar meh gaongi to sab uth jayenge..
he: {ekdam correct .. wo yehi samjhegi ki koi bakri chilla rahi ha..}
come on! please!
she: haattt.... i don't sing that well
he: {yeh to sari duniya ko pata ha paka kyu rahi hai ?}
it was really sweet...
please gaao na dear...
she: mujhe thora ajib sa lagta ha jaan..
he: {mujhe tujse jyada he ajib lagta hai, phirbhi shaheed hone ko tayaae betha hoon..}
Aisa kuch bhi nehi ha janu... gaao naa}
he: {mera pass dusra koi raasta bhi to nehi ha..isiliye bola}
aabhi tum gaigu ya nehi..?
she: januu...
kyun pareshan kar rahe ho ?
he: acchh! ok nehi karta
she: meri voice utni acchi nehi hai... yeh toaise he gaa diya tha..warna meh nehi gati..
he: {fir aise ha?? bada ehsaan karti agar nehin gati... kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai...sala gadha bhi sharma jaye... teri awaj sunke}
hmm
she: theek hai..
jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaungi?
he: {abbe teri!!! fas geyaaa ... shittttt.... aur kyakya jhelna parega malum nehi...}
great !!!
she: kaunsa gaana gaau ?
he: {kuch bhi gaa ke.. meri to neend haram hai..}
hmmm.. "mahiyea" from awarapan ?
she: nice song.
but baby mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai..
he: {thank god...Text book chorke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol...}
Dhoom machale ?
she: nahi main wohi gana gaungi
he: {aye teri nakhre...mai to jaise mara jaa raha hu teriawaz sun ne ke liye shakira...koi bhi gana ga..mera kaan to pakne waale hai}
cool
she: (she clears her throat hums a line and then)
nahi jaan... i am feeling very shy
he: {tu shuru kyu hoti ha..}
gaao na...pls gaoo na ... tumhari awaz ki samundar me main doob jana chahta hoon
she: dekho..ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho..
he: {accha ab kya tujhe manane mai poore shehre ko phool leke bhejun kya}
no no.. tum shy feel kar rahi ho na,,, is liye.. trying to make u comfortable
she: hmmm
he: {yeh makkhi ki tarah hmm hmm kar rahi ha}
please gao na darling...
she: main kal gaaun ?
he: {haaaye ... jaan bacchii... nikal leta hoon... abhi mauka hai}
theek ha jaisi tumhari marzi
she: hmmm
he: good night
she: good night sweet dreams take care...
he: {kahee ke sweet dreams... sone degi tab na ayenge dreams.. abhi 2 minute main fir call karegii}
sweet dreams baby
after a while she calls him(sorry ...that never happens,she gives only a missed call)
she: hey...so gaye kya ?
he: {nehi current ka avishkar kar raha tha}
nahi jaan
she: kya kar rahe ho ?
he: {raat ko kya gilli danda khelunga}
match dekh raha tha
she: theek hai tum match dekho
he: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na.. ya tu running commentry sunayegi}
hey its ok... purana match hai
she: tumhe bura to nehi laga mene gana nehi gaya ?
he: {maine to socha tha bach geya... thhaat teri.. lag gayi watt}
tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi... so me waiting...
she: she sings 1 stanza from the song "jiski aankhon me meri hi nami..."
he: woww.. too good!
she: jhuthh... mujhe pata ha ki meri awaz itni acchi nehi ha..
he:{samne aja phir batata hu... pagal kar diya... chalo shukar ha thodi dhrm baki hai isme}
nehi darling you really sing well
she: nehi mujhe malum ha tum ese he keh rahe ho..
he: {very good... akhir tumne pata laga he liya...kyun vagawan kyun akhir mere sath he esa kyun}
nehi baby apki voice bht sweet ha
she: hmmm.... theeek ha... goood night.. abb tum bhi soo jaoo
he: {acchaaa mil gayi permission.... waise tera gana sunne ke baad neend kaha ayengi ab..}
Good night
she: hey...
he: {are yarr ajj yeh nehi choregi}
han ji ?
she: sach sach batao honey meri voice acchi ha ya nehi...
he: {tu ekkbar apni voice record karke sun kyu nehi leti ... dimag ki dahi kar rakha ha... lassi banake pee ja mere dimag ki }
sacchhii... baby app ki kasan
she: jhoot to nehi bol rahe
he: {iski toh...!! jab pata hai to mujhe kya singing sessation ka award legi !! phate dhol...}
baby apki kasam jhuthhi thori kha sakta hu...
she: hmmm... tum keh rahe ho to thik he hoga ... good night
he: good night...
{kasamse abb isne agar call kiya na munnam nachaunga isko..}
THE END....
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